Awkward White Guy Rap (Vol. VI) – Lecrae

I don’t know about you, but sometimes life feels a little empty.

Wake up.  Take the dog out.  Watch him pee nine times.  Work all day.  Eat too much junk food.  Watch bad TV.  Take the dog out.  Wait 15 minutes for him to poop.  Go to bed.  Repeat.

The days pass, the weeks fly by, and the months stack up.  And then BOOM!  You’re old.

Life was meant for much for than that.  Yo.

Awkward White Guy Rap (Vol. VI) - Lecrae

I’ve found that life has the most meaning, the most purpose, and the most awesomeness when I do two simple things:

Love God.  Love people.

That’s what this song is all about.  Enjoy!  (Be prepared for my scratchy voice. It’s rough.)

You can find all the other “Awkward White Guy Raps” below.  Kanye is up next!


Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg


Taylor Swift

Miley Cyrus

Awkward White Guy Rap — The Debut

If you thought my posts about Lady Gaga, burritos, Taylor Swift, and Jesus were annoying, I’m sorry. Be warned: [stuff] is about to get real.

Here come the videos.

I love acting the fool in my writing. I love acting an even bigger fool when the camera is rolling. Oh, and I love rap music. You should too. Please remember that I’m not a professional rapper (even if that is hard to believe). I am a lawyer. Enjoy!


Thanks, Biggie.


(That is my friend Aaron on the right. That is not Biggie. Biggie is on my shirt. A lot.)

I really love this shirt. I don’t love tiny bathrooms. Or people who take selfies in tiny bathrooms. (Ooops.)


You can find all the other “Awkward White Guy Raps” here.