There are two sides to every story. Of course, there is the story you read about in the news, history books, and Wikipedia. However, to get to the real story, you need something else.
You need a rap video.
It’s time to tell you a story.
Here’s the good news:
(1) I didn’t get fired.
(2) I have two rookie co-workers who I persuaded to join me in this rap video.
(3) I didn’t get fired.
Some of the lyrics are pretty dope, in a dorky lawyer way, so I wanted to include them here. Please do not cite these in a brief or research assignment. You will probably be disbarred…
In East Philadelphia, 1787,
America was born, the Constitution was written,
We won the war,
Now we were free,
Supreme Court was created in Article Three.
But a couple of guys,
Who were up to no good,
They said the power of the courts was misunderstood,
If Congress passes an unconstitutional law
What can the courts do?
Court said in Marbury to strike it down under judicial review.
The party didn’t stop,
McCulloch came next,
The states said their powers were greatest under the Constitutional text.
C.J. John Marshall, he took a long pause,
Then he ruled that the federal government is top dog under the supremacy clause.
For 100 more years the feds were feeling so good,
Then President Truman showed up in the neighborhood.
Seizing steel millz and cruising along,
Rapping bout how the President be so strong.
SCOTUS stepped in said – “Whoa, Truman, hold on,”
We got a three part test that gonna prove you wrong.
In 1954 Chief Justice E-Dub started laying down the law –
Civil rights for all the people –
Brown v. Bd. said separate is not equal
The Court didn’t stop there, civil rights couldn’t be ditched,
Loving v. Virginia – all races can get hitched
It’s a new century, Y2K, and Nov. 7, 2000 is election day,
Florida can’t get it straight and it’s a tie score,
SCOTUS said GW’s the winner in Bush v. Gore
2010 campaigns are back and SCOTUS don’t mind it,
Dropping mad cash for candidates in Citizens United.
2012 will healthcare get the constitutional axe?
John G. Roberts says “NO, we’ll just call it a tax!”
Fast-For-Ward a bit to the present day,
You be thinking “What’s the court gonna say?”
Well there’s Noel Canning v. NLRB,
Are recess appointments constitutional? We’ll have to see.
Obamacare is back with Hobby Lobby
What can the government require of a private company?
That’s the history of the Supreme Court, as told by a lawyer rap band,
Now let’s give it up for the highest court in the land.