Thank you, Steve Jobs, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg. You all made this possible:
Me and my boy Phil, a bad dude from L.A. and a small business owner in DC, met a few years ago at a Capital City Church flag football game. Like all good friends do, we eventually made a rap video. Unfortunately, both of us are white, have no lyrical skills, and have never used any video editing software. However, we love rap music. And Chihuahuas.
I really hope you like our “rap” video. Even if you don’t, hopefully it will make you thankful that you’re not us. If you do like it, please share it with any friends, co-workers, family members, or random strangers on the Metro who may need a smile on a Monday morning. Enjoy!
I love acting the fool in my writing. I love acting an even bigger fool when the camera is rolling. Oh, and I love rap music. You should too. Please remember that I’m not a professional rapper (even if that is hard to believe). I am a lawyer. Enjoy!
AWKWARD WHITE GUY RAP — “HYPNOTIZE” BY NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
(That is my friend Aaron on the right. That is not Biggie. Biggie is on my shirt. A lot.)
I really love this shirt. I don’t love tiny bathrooms. Or people who take selfies in tiny bathrooms. (Ooops.)
You can find all the other “Awkward White Guy Raps” here.