America’s Year in Review (2013) – The Music Video

Happy New Year!  I hope and pray that you all have a blessed, exciting, and adventurous 2014!  With twins on the way, I think I’m in for an interesting, wonderful, and tiring year!

A lot of important things happened in the United States in 2013.  Thus, I wrote a song about them.  My wife, my Chihuahua, and I then made a music video about some of those memorable moments.

2013 Year in Review - Music Video

Thanks for watching, for sharing, and for being YOU!  Enjoy!

The Weekend

Well, folks, Monday is knocking at our door again.  My initial reaction to that news is to break down crying.  However, I’m going to try to stay positive and make the most of this workweek.  We got this.  Yo.

Before I dive back into the exciting world of Outlook calendar invites, Excel spreadsheets, and the occasional PowerPoint presentation, I wanted to highlight why this weekend was awesome:

1.  I did no work.

2.  We went to a rocking first birthday party for Big Daddy Zane.  Zane’s parents, Josh and Avery-Lynn, are some of our dearest friends.  Hanging with cool babies like Zane and “Fresh Prince” Will Smith(son) have helped make me less terrified about having kids.  Avery-Lynn did an amazing job decorating and cooking for the party.  Never underestimate the power of The Hyphen.

Here’s an example of Zane’s coolness.  He has a talk show.

3.  I ate some stellar fajitas at an awesome Colombian Christmas party hosted by Natalia on Friday night.  This epic throwdown was at Sol Mexican Grill on H Street.  Natalia used this fun and festive event to raise more than $200 for DC Doors, a non-profit that serves the Latino homeless community in the DC area.  You go, guuuuurl!

Amanda (+ two babies), Natalia, Ashley, and Ryan Gosling
The Weekend

4.  The Christmas Tea.  Although I’ve been going to Capital City Church for nearly five years, this was my first time rocking out at the “Beautiful You” Christmas Tea.  I shouldn’t have waited so long.  It was a stunningly beautiful event.  More importantly, it was so inspiring to hear Christine Caine share stories about the work the A21 Campaign is doing around the world to fight human trafficking.  Of course, like any respectable Christmas event, tacos were involved:

District Taco

Props to Kerry for generously paying for everyone’s lunch after I jokingly thanked him for picking up the tab.  We should go car shopping together.  I tried to pay his generosity forward by buying tacos for the two ladies in line behind me.  They were pretty stoked, but also confused.

Here’s some more Beautiful Dudes who helped out at the Christmas Tea:

Beautiful Dudes

5.  I liked this incredible Christmas tree at The Willard Hotel.  A lot.

The Willard

I also liked this girl:

McCormicks

6.  My dear friend Hannah posted an amazing series of photos showing her adventures with a gingerbread man named Stefan over the weekend.  You need to follow her on Instagram (@lovehannxoxo) to check out ridiculousness like this:

Stefan

7.  It was fun hanging out (and laughing) with these two:

Teresa and Amanda

That is Amanda, my wife, and Teresa, not my wife. However, Teresa and her husband, Marcel, have been incredible new additions to the Cap City Church family.

8. I got to see this guy:

alex

(I see you posing like you’re not posing.)

9.  I ate a lot of Oreos.

Oreos

Thus, I decided to make a music video about it.  Coming soon.

10.  I got to rock out at our church’s DC site today.  I usually hang out at the CapCityKingstowne location, but I had a blast getting funky with the DC crowd.  Christine Caine shared an incredible message about making the most of your current situation instead of always looking towards the next “best” thing.  That’s always been something I’ve struggled with, so it was a wonderful reminder.  I also made my second Miley Cyrus joke while MCing a church service.  That’s a win.

11.  Most importantly, this photobomb:

Photobomb

Thanks for reading!  Have a wonderful week!

Awkward White Guy Rap (Vol. XII) – Wrecking Ball

It was a typical Saturday here in DC yesterday. We went to a slamming church breakfast, I did a little work, and then we tore up some sick BBQ at Hill Country with a few special friends.

Oh, and I made a video between consuming all those calories. A Miley Cyrus rap video.

Awkward White Guy Rap (Vol. XII) - Wrecking Ball

Our two singers got sick over the weekend and couldn’t make it. However, our dynamic trio still had a great time rocking out to the best song of 2013.

PS – You can find more Awkward White Guy Rap videos here, including another famous Miley jam.

PPS – Thanks to Capital City Church for letting us use the church office to film these silly videos.

PPPS – Thanks to Paul A. for letting us use his snazzy camera to film these silly videos.

PPPPS – Thanks to the amazing band, The Unlikely Hero, for letting us use their guitarist (David) to film these silly videos. You should check them out. For reals.

PPPPPS – Bye.

Don’t be Mean

Fat.  Stupid.  Crazy.  Ugly.  Annoying.  Weird.

Those are powerful words.  Words that tear people down, words that destroy hope, and words that leave a smoldering trail of painful memories.  Sadly, I imagine all of us have identified with at least one of those words or something similar.

I sure have.

I’ve struggled with my weight my entire life.  I had to buy “husky” clothes.  Kids laughed at me for being overweight.  Pull-up day in gym class was my annual nightmare.  I hated anything involving the beach or swimming pools.  A “funny” remark by a friend in college about my weight still cuts me today.  Ten years later.

Those kinds of memories are not easily forgotten.  Even though I lost a lot of weight five years ago, it is still a constant struggle.  Every single day.

Tragically, despite the condemning power of words like “fat” and “stupid,” we sure do use them a lot.  Whether we’re talking about celebrities, random people on the street, and, sadly, even our friends, hurtful words are way too common in our vocabularies.

We should change that.

Being mean and judging people sucks.  Not only are you ripping through someone else’s emotions, but you are also missing out on all the beautiful things that person has to offer.  If all you see is a “loser,” you won’t notice the gifts, talents, and abilities he or she has been blessed with.  Gifts, talents, and abilities that can bless you if you give that “loser” a chance.

For example, one of the most important heroes of history, Miley Cyrus, is stunningly talented.  She’s accomplished more in a few years than 99.99% of humanity ever will.  Sadly, I don’t think anyone on this planet has received more criticism during the past month than Miley Cyrus.  Not Congress.  Not Assad in Syria.  MILEY RAY CYRUS.  Yep, she shaved her head (kinda). Yep, she wears some skimpy outfits (or no outfits at all). Yep, she got kinda freaky at the VMAs. Yep, her new video is a little strange.

Don't be MeanOh well.  She’s human, and weird, just like the rest of us.  I thank God I’m not judged completely by my craziest and most unflattering moments.  Other than Tom, we all have our flaws.  Even some of history’s greatest legends had some screwups:  Moses killed a dude, Elvis was hooked on drugs, Martin Luther King had an affair, and Britney Spears made a song called “E-Mail My Heart.”  We’d miss out on all sorts of awesomeness if we only judged those heroes by their faults.

So please give Miley a chance, y’all.  A lot of people have called her some terrible things and labelled her an “idiot,” a “slut,” or much worse in recent weeks.  Yep, she has some issues, just like everyone else, but she straight up made the best song of 2013.

“Wrecking Ball”

I listen to this song at least ten times a day and I’m not even ashamed of it.  If you’ve written off Miley because of some of her antics, you’re missing out on a masterpiece that would make Mozart jealous.

So please don’t rob yourself of life’s riches.  Don’t be mean.  At least that’s what Taylor Swift told me.  And Jesus.